Shy C/a/nadian Guy

That’s the reason we need dicks so much,

for dicks are the only thing that touch.

You always give everything your full 50%, and I love you for that.

Can you feel it?


I’ve recently found people’s attitudes are closely linked to what they experience, and while this may seem obvious I feel I’ve confirmed it by feeling this myself. People who are the most intelligent and depressed are those who see all of life’s events in total, painful vividity, without censor to evil or ecstasy. While people who are happy and dumb have partitioned off their minds to anything that does not compliment their position, or that which they do not understand. Wisdom seems to come at the price of being exposed to painful and constant overwhelming truth, while bliss seems to be able to put you mind in a box. I’d surmise the best strategy would be to learn while having selective partitioning to things that do not help emotionally, in order to keep your psyche in balance and your sanity in check.


my favorite game character is the duty guy and the portal girl
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If I don’t shower my vagina smells like its baking bread in a fish factory.

*buying pads with gf*

gf: “How are you doing?”

cashier: “Good, how are you?”

gf: “Not pregnant.”